The Shrek Lifestyle: My Superb Solitude

May 19, 2016 // 0 Comments

The word recluse usually brings to mind visions of a man wondering inside his mountain dwelling alongside his pet goat, or a batty old woman residing in a rundown shack (who [...]

Unmask Your Inner Muppet

May 18, 2016 // 0 Comments

I firmly believe that everyone has a Muppet doppelgänger. Muppets are, of course, the most evolved sentient beings on this big rotating marble on which we live; therefore, [...]

Ode To My Pubes

April 30, 2016 // 0 Comments

Pubes, oh pubes, you keep my vajayjay so warm and protected Your hair is so shiny, curly and glistening And we’ve come so far together, you and me We literally grew up [...]

Things I No Longer Fear…So Much

April 28, 2016 // 0 Comments

I’m less afraid than I used to be. Which is kind of like saying Quentin Tarantino is mellower than he used to be. Five percent more chill still leaves plenty of room for [...]

Vaccinations That SHOULD Exist

April 23, 2016 // 0 Comments

Everyone here in MURICA is arguing about whether to vaccinate their kids for things like the measles, mumps or chicken pox or just let them suffer through the diseases and [...]

Challenges of Being Thrifty

April 15, 2016 // 0 Comments

All my life I have been quite the penny pincher. Growing up in a large stepfamily with limited cash, being thrifty was always normal to me. It wasn’t until I went out into [...]

A Penny Saved IS a Penny Earned

March 25, 2016 // 0 Comments

Some people boast about their financial success based on how much they spend. I am the complete opposite. For me, success comes from scoring the things I want, figuring out [...]
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