Lifestyle

The Shrek Lifestyle: My Superb Solitude

May 19, 2016 // 0 Comments

The word recluse usually brings to mind visions of a man wondering inside his mountain dwelling alongside his pet goat, or a batty old woman residing in a rundown shack (who [...]

Ode To My Pubes

April 30, 2016 // 0 Comments

Pubes, oh pubes, you keep my vajayjay so warm and protected Your hair is so shiny, curly and glistening And we’ve come so far together, you and me We literally grew up [...]

Things I No Longer Fear…So Much

April 28, 2016 // 0 Comments

I’m less afraid than I used to be. Which is kind of like saying Quentin Tarantino is mellower than he used to be. Five percent more chill still leaves plenty of room for [...]

Challenges of Being Thrifty

April 15, 2016 // 0 Comments

All my life I have been quite the penny pincher. Growing up in a large stepfamily with limited cash, being thrifty was always normal to me. It wasn’t until I went out into [...]

A Penny Saved IS a Penny Earned

March 25, 2016 // 0 Comments

Some people boast about their financial success based on how much they spend. I am the complete opposite. For me, success comes from scoring the things I want, figuring out [...]

My 5 Favorite Places to Cry in Public

March 12, 2016 // 0 Comments

Near the end of my third pregnancy, my midwife told me I’d have to go for an ultrasound. She said she couldn’t feel the baby. “I can tell the baby is in [...]
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